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2014年1月23日 星期四

[Kowloon Metal City: Fun Fact] 還有比有一頭羊做你的忠實fans更metal的事嗎?




http://youtu.be/Iv-9CwIslaY



Grindcore fan that happened to be a goat
passes away@Metal Insider


http://www.metalinsider.net/in-memoriam/grindcore-fan-that-happened-to-be-a-goat-passes-away


法國一頭小羊Biquette逃過了被屠宰的命運,安頓在一家兼作表演場地的農舍後,發現自己上了天堂。她外表是羊心裏卻像頭狗更是一條metal友,最喜歡往人群中鑽、愛抽煙喝酒,更喜歡出席在自己家舉辦的重金屬演唱會。當新加坡grindcore樂隊Wormrot巡迴到這家農舍時Biquette當然在場,不過對其他樂隊不感興趣只躲在一旁,到Wormrot上台時立即走到台前將他們的表演從頭到尾看完。這不就是有品味的表現嗎,還是太有靈性了。

很遺憾不久前Biquette離開了我們,享年十歲,在羊之中這年紀也算百年歸老,而且大難不死還能住在這有煙有酒有metal的人間樂土,也算笑喪了。

幸好她沒有遇到會犧牲牲口的black metal樂隊到農舍演出,否則到頭來也難逃被宰的宿命。

What's more metal than having a sheep watching your whole gig in the very first row? Story was Biquette the little sheep escaped slaughterhouse and ran to a farmhouse. The best farmhouse in the world for this sheep, which also doubled as a venue for gigs, and she happened to be a sheep totally in love with heavy metal.

Biquette had the physiology of a sheep but psychology of a dog, love to stick around with people and more amazingly, enjoy heavy metal music, frequently showing up in all kind of gigs with loud sound and lots of people. Legend told when Singaporean grindcore superstars Wormrot toured to this gighouse farmhouse, Biquette was at their gig too, yet unimpressed by the opening acts and hid herself somewhere at the back. Just as Wormrot showed up, she wandered straight to the front and stayed for the whole Wormrot show set. Surely she had some good taste in music. And her favourite refreshments were cigarette and alcohol. How typical for a metalhead.

Sadly she passed away at the age ten not long ago. Seeing sheeps seldom live older than this age, and she escaped slaughter and enjoyed half of her life in the best place just next to heaven, Biquette was surely the happiest sheep in the world, and will always be remembered. R.I.P., the most adorable and metal sheep ever.

P.S. Luckily Biquette did not show up at a black metal gig, which the kind of music is infamous for goat sacrifice at some point of time. She could be a great candidate, and would sadly still be unable to escape the fate to be slaughtered.

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